dinnerpartydan:

That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you’re trying to hide your heavy breathing like it’s no big deal but you’re actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out.

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do you ever just wanna kiss your boyfriend but realize you don’t have one

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blaze it omg throwbackkk circa 4/20/1503

blaze it omg throwbackkk circa 4/20/1503

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imagine-dragonlords:

thewayweride:

If you’re lesbian and you fall for a guy
FINE
If you’re gay and you fall for a woman
FINE
If you’re bisexual and you have a preference for girls
FINE
If you’re bisexual and you have a preference for guys
FINE
If you’re pansexual and have a preference
FINE
What’s not fine is telling someone they can’t love another person because it doesn’t fit into the confinements of a label. 

T H I S

If you’re asexual and get attracted to someone somehow. 

FINE. 

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camiekahle:

asmilingmalice:

I maintain that this is the greatest gif on my dash right now.

DFLKHGKSLA???!

camiekahle:

asmilingmalice:

I maintain that this is the greatest gif on my dash right now.

DFLKHGKSLA???!

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teacher: where's your homework
me: where's leonardo dicaprio's oscar
the-absolute-funniest-posts:


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